PWB Tutoring Season #1 Tutoring Applications

Since there are quite a few methods of battling (Shoddy/Pokemon Online and Wifi) in this season we shall have quite a big list of teaching topics(which will expand as we get more students/tutors) for tutors to choose from:

-Shoddy [OU]
-Shoddy [Ubers]
-Shoody [UU]

-PO [OU]
-PO [Ubers]
-PO [UU]

-Wifi [OU]
-Wifi [Ubers]
-Wifi [UU]

-Basics of EV/IV training
-Basics of battling [Explanations of status/moves/tiers]


If you would like to apply to become a tutor here at PWB, please leave a post below following this code:

-Name[Give the name you use on the chat as well as forums]:
-Teaching Module(s): [PO, WiFi, Shoddy, or all 3]
-Timezone[This is the timezone that you live in, include the hours you are free also if you can]:
-A bit about yourself:
-References[People who can attest to your ability in playing pokemon at a high level]:

Once you apply your application will be taken in and you will be tested to be a tutor... to become a tutor you will be given a battling opponent of higher authority.

Basically you must pass an exam.

Need At least 70% To Pass. Just because you get 70% doesn't guarantee you a spot as a tutor in fact it doesn't help your chances much at all.

Season 1 Will Have a Total of 8 Tutors/Students.

How Your Exam Will Be Graded

20% Knowledge Of The Game
20% Ending Score
20% Predictions
20% Making Smart Moves
20% Filling Out a Decent Application

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-Name: AB2
-Teaching Module(s): PO, Wifi, Shoddy is down atm =/
-Timezone: GMT -5
-A bit about yourself: well if I were to tell a little bit about myself I could say.....

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

-References: Bulldogs, Nilla, Kitty, Shoop, Satan, Gator, Comp

-Name: Comp
-Teaching Module(s): Shoddy, PO, Wifi
-Timezone: Pacific
-A bit about yourself: I'm comp I own n00bs, I teach you all about HO and offensive teams, I can play any kind of style but mostly play offensive teams, I can practically play everything from BO-Stall.

DJ Khaled
We the best
Who
We nigga
We the best
This the remix
The I'm so hood remix
I'm making movies

[T-Pain]
I'm so Hood
Remix
Yeah,I wear my pants below my waist (we always gonna be the best)
And I never dance when I'm in this place
Because you and your man is planning to hate (I run this man)
I'm so hood
And I got these gold up in my mouth
If you get closer to my house
Then you'll know what I'm talking about (I make hit records this is what I do)
(I'm of the) hood (This the remix)
And if you feel me put your hands up Hood (put em up, put em up, put em up)
My hood niggas can you feel me (I gave you we taking over)
I'm so hood
And It you're not from here you can walk it out
And you not Hood if you don't know what I'm talking about
I'm so Hood (hey young jeezy)
(you got me we run this man we run this)

[Verse 1 (Young Jeezy)]
I'm so h to the double-o d
Got all this god damn money on me
Pockets so fat it don't make no sense
Whips so clean don't need no tints
Watch so bright I don't need no light
And no where word don't need no mic
Niggas like Young what you get for show?
Tell em same shit I used to get for the blow
Send on em on the road nigga what I got to lose
Put em in the vans i ain't talkin' about the shoes
Do the speed limit nigga watch out for the lights
Pussy ass niggas gotta watch out for the dikes
Seventeen five yeah nigga I said it
Seventeen five yeah nigga yeah I meant it
And when we do it bad and when we do it good
I'm so I'm so I'm so mother fucking hood

[Verse 2 (Ludacris)]
Everybody come equipped with bangas
Throwing up our middle fangas
And you know I don't slip so I gotta keep 10 in the clip and 1 the chambers
Better be walking with angels
And never take candy from strangers
Luda's dressed in stripes had to earn my stripes like I played with the Bengals
I'm in the zone homes going for the two point conversion
I'm so hood that Ludacris should have been on the original version
But this is the remix
With the cheap tricks
Hitting sweet licks
And I cut the braids off with the waves and the fade that will make you sea sick
See this is the way that we ball
And this is the way we roll
So put a fist in the air if you care
United we stand and divided we fall
When the south is in the house you better watch your mouth
Cause we on that hood shit I'm hood rich
Coming around your hood bitch
I swear I'm so..

[Chorus T-Pain (Busta Rhymes)]
I'm so hood (remix)
And if you feel me put your hands up
Hood
My hood niggas can you stand up
(I'm so hood)
And if you ain't from here you can walk it out (the king of the streets and the gods of the
hood)
You ain't hood if you don't know what I'm talking about (Busta bust bitches)
I'm so hood

[Verse 3 Busta Rhymes]
See all i know is that i got to get my money
Again and again
top down
Let the money blow in the wind
with bad bitch sitting in the passenger seat
Where the doo be wrapped head full of bobby pins
You know I keep the thing when i walk
see the dialect
Different from the slang of my talk
Baby still living got a crack in front of another bad bitch that will
Boost for the spot
I'm used to leaving the strip last
Hustling until the sun comes up getting cash
So much bread in all of my coat pockets
It looks like a nigga got hips with an ass
And from the DNA in my blood
Niggas idolize me and
Try to do what I does
And if the other nigga ain't really from the hood
You can easily die
tell who that fake nigga was (Hood)
And even though I split a little rap
Got Niggas in the hood trying to sell the most crack
Violator, i send a nigga to do it just to make you spend a lot of money just to get your shit
back
You all niggas know where I'm from
And I rep it to the fullest until the day that I'm done
So hood where we live where my niggas sold drugs and they rich
and my niggas ride in the sun

[Verse 4 (Big Boi)]
daddy fat sacks
So hood like the Cadillac
On the mint full of my balance
Call an ambulance
To come and pick his ass up because a nigga never had a chance
They try to dance with a devil in the pale moonlight
Advance on the level that they can't do right
Lay hands on a fellow like the man in blue lights
Woop, woop
Do it twice
You're boy the B - I - G
I'm nicer than MC in your top three
You cocky?
I cock, Squeeze
Bust them things not you sloppy
Speed it up,slow it down,then screw it
Don't bite the flow because I got that blew it
Run through the crew or some whole other new shit
Newness bitch we do this

[Chorus T-Pain (Lil Wayne)]
I'm so hood (remix)
And if you feel me put your hands up
Hood
My hood niggas can you feel me I'm so hood
And if you ain't from here you can walk it out (up out)
You ain't hood if you don't know what I'm talking about (Weezy)
I'm so hood

[Verse 5 (Lil Wayne)]
I'm so Holligrove, New Orleans
Lilweezyana
home sweet home depot
you will need a hammer
it go down like Frasier
I ain't talking Kelsey grammer
I be shitting on your boys I need an alka-seltzer sandwich
Since I heard Plies I done brought the phantom back
Went and got me a 52 inch
Maybach
I'm eating like a big dog
I'm so full, I'm so good
I'm so straight, you so fake
I'm so real
I'm so hood

[Verse 6 (Fat Joe)]
Yeah nigga
Welcome to the crack house
I should own a McDonald's
The way I bring the mac's out
I'm from the hood where every nigga lies
Flip a couple grand
they tell you the baking pies shit
Still got my name carved in that Central Booking
Gave that pussy a scar and told her good lookin'
You're a crack baby that means your momma paid me
You can't even blame me that's what the hood made me

[Verse 7 (Baby)]
Martin Luther King (MLK)
Callio, Magnolia, Melphimine
Gettin that Money with a triple beam
See rattle cry your Josephine
Saints is my team
that's what we breathe nigga
that's how we eat
get this money on the streets nigga
V L my street blood
5 star G blood
Fly as a bird
Got these eagles on my seat blood
Then hit back where I stay
Third war we get that cake
Thirteen is where I lay
shots out to MIA

[Verse 8 (Rick Ross)]
More money more problems
Don't call me conceited
Just call me the boss
Always got what you needed
M.I.yayo so hot
But my neck got the fever
If you sneeze you get shot
Gun play make him believe us
I just bought me a ranch
Watch the hundred stacks
No those ain't Rolex diamonds
What you done to that?
You fools for gazing
My fools from Haiti
I move some daily
It's a movie baby
Hood


-References: AB2, BD, Nilla, Kitty, Shoop, and Satan.

So many things wrong with your application Comp and AB2 well.. yours is just.... well..... you know.

-Name: Gar
-Teaching Module(s): PO, Wifi, Shoddy
-Timezone: EST (GMT -5)
-A bit about yourself: Well, once in my life, I had this love, and I said to her:

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Repeat Chorus

Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up

Last four lines repeated

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Chorus times three

-References: AB2, Nilla, Shoop, Comp, some other people.